HR

*After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning

and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his problem. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;



My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.



Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366



Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours



Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:-

8 am to 4 pm i.e. 8 hours a day.



Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours ?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one

third)



Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 days)



Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir



Manager:- How many days are there in a year that

are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days



Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.



Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days



Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- Do you come to work on workers

day?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!



Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!



Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No

sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:-

None sir!



Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.



Moral : NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!



HR = HIGH RISK



And in the employee's opinion.....

H = 7ASBY ALLAH WA NE3MA EL WAKEEL

R = RABENA YA7'ODOKO

Man2oooooooooool